Saturday, January 5, 2019

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FUCK THIS SHIT, FUCK EVERYTHING, AND FUCK ME.

NOTE: The scores are somewhat arbitrary. They loosely convey how close the game will be/how each team will fair on each side of the ball.

I'm so happy to be about to add this disclaimer this year

DISCLAIMER: I am a huge Bears fan. While my goal is to be correct, my Bears favoritism means I know them better than any other team, which means I'm either more likely to oversell them. Or undersell them, depending on how I interpret their overall success.

Game 1: Indianapolis Colts at Houston Texans
For my money, probably the best game this weekend. These division rivals split their season series 1-1 with a total score of 58-58, and one OT. But why though? Mainly because this Colts offense is best equipped to stop this Texans pass rush. With the guards and center on the Colts, Andrew Luck could easily step up in a safe pocket while feeling the breeze off the vicious swipes of JJ Watt and Jadeveon Clowney. With a healthy TY Hilton, Eric Ebron and stable pocket, can you bet against the Six-Million-Dollar-Man Andrew Luck? I think a Deshaun Watson and DeAndre Hopkins duo can carve up a secondary headlined by Mike Mitchell. Darius Leonard can only do so much.
Colts 24 - Texans 27

Game 2: Seattle Seahawks at Dallas Cowboys
10-6 vs. 10-6. A Cowboys defense stingy on the ground facing the best running team in the NFL. Ezekiel Elliot will have his work cut out for him too against this Seahawks front seven. This game sits on one man's shoulders: Dak Prescott. Do I trust him in this situation? I could, especially with Amari Cooper, Cole Beasley and Zeke out of the backfield. Even more so in Dallas, where this team truly shines. But you know who I trust more? Russell Wilson. I also trust this running game to not slow down yet.
Seahawks 24 - Cowboys 17

Game 3: Los Angeles Chargers at Baltimore Ravens
I almost wrote San Diego. Which makes sense, this team is underappreciated, even in their home town. Last time these teams met, Baltimore worked the Chargers. While the Chargers were the first and so far only team to slow down this Lamar Jackson offense. Unfortunately, Philip Rivers forgot that he was an MVP candidate that day and made the Ravens defense look like the '85 Bears. Could they do that again? Assuming the Chargers' Offensive Tackles don't get away with blatant false starts again, yes.
Chargers 16 - Ravens 19

Game 4: Philadelphia Eagles at Chicago Bears
BIG. DICK. NICK. Nick Foles' continued late season success with the Eagles has for the most part made him the prodigal son of Philly ahead of Carson Wentz. Can a potent Foles offense with Jeffery, Tate and Agholor upend the Monsters of the Midway? If Eddie Jackson is 100% healthy: absolutely not. If he's out/not 100%: Maybe. Depends on how well the Offensive Line holds up. My money says not really, even if Khalil Mack can be shut down by one OT like some delusional Eagles fans seem to believe. Akeim Hicks and Eddie Goldman are going to FEAST. And that Bears offense? Take a guess which NFC North QB ended the season with the highest QB rating? Hint, it's the one that finished 4th in the league.
Eagles 10 - Bears 20

Game 5: Baltimore Ravens at Kansas City Chiefs
Another recent rematch for the Ravens. Will this one work out as well as the last one? Will their pass defense stop a more mobile QB like Mahomes? Can Lamar Jackson run on one of the worst run defenses in the NFL? There are a lot of different factors to consider. Here's one, this game is in Kansas City. You know exactly who this spells doom for.
Ravens 27 - Chiefs 21

Game 6: Chicago Bears at Los Angeles Rams
This rematch is by far the most intriguing so far this postseason. The #1 Defense hosted the #1 Offense in Week 14. Now we flip the script, and I think that a 15-6, 21 total points showing is not on the menu for this divisional round. I'd go so far as to say that both teams will score at least 21 points in So Cal instead of the frozen shores of Lake Michigan. So which one will ultimately win? Well, if Bears rookie guard James Daniels can help shut down Aaron Donald again, except with Kyle Long holding his own on the opposite side of the center, the Bears will have no trouble winning. But he probably won't, Cody Whitehair will need to help out. That will be enough to put a damper on the Bears' offense. Enough so to end Chicago's season? Jared Goff in a revenge game says yes. Sean McVay dials up the perfect gameplan. (Please be wrong).
Bears 23 - Rams 27

Game 7: Houston Texans at New England Patriots
It's hard to bet against the Patriots. The playoff experience between Tom Brady and Bill Belichick is unparalleled and even with a pedestrian run game, Julian Edelman and Gronk are great targets in the passing game, enough so to give the aid necessary to a passable defense. Right? Only if I can count on the Patriots tackles to stop one of the most potent 2 headed monsters in the league from turning Tom Brady's brain into soup. Only if I can count on Gronk and Edelman to get out of their slump without Josh Gordon. Only if I can believe beyond reason that DeAndre Hopkins won't catch 10 passes on this weak secondary. I can't do that though.
Texans 23 - Patriots 13

Game 8: Seattle Seahawks at New Orleans Saints
Here is the second best run defense in the league versus the best run offense, so this game should be won in the air. Unfortunately, Wilson vs. Brees isn't as easy to predict as some New Orleans Saints and Purdue Boilermakers might have you believe. In a game with very few sacks, the aerial attack shreds up the Superdome, in a back and forth matchup. Who ends up being the difference maker? Kamara and Ingram on the ground. I like the Saints' odds with those two in the backfield.
Seahawks 34 - Saints 41

Game 9: Los Angeles Rams at New Orleans Saints
I don't care about any special defense these teams might have; any matchup between Sean McVay and Sean Payton is a guaranteed shootout. Just like the matchup in the Thunderdome midway through the season, Goff and Brees are going to put on a clinic based on their strong run game. Even the constant pressure from the Rams D-Line shouldn't do that much to a Drew Brees that doesn't fold under pressure easily. I give the Rams secondary the dubious honor of being the difference maker. A mistake-free Goff just needs one takeaway. I think Aqib Talib and Marcus Peters can get just one.
Rams 49 - Saints 42

Game 10: Baltimore Ravens at Houston Texans
Two great defenses, two exciting young QBs who make plays on their feet, and one close hard-nosed game. While the ground game in Houston is not as good as Baltimore's, the aerial attack for an elusive QB is a great counter to this Ravens D. Another great counter to the Ravens offense; a talented defense is not enough, you need discipline. The Texans have that with a great LB core. Texans slip past a surging Ravens offense.
Ravens 20 - Texans 28

Super Bowl: Houston Texans vs. Los Angeles Rams
I love this matchup (almost as much as Texans/Bears). A deadly Texans pass rush with a solid safety playing center field vs. a deadly efficient Rams passing game. A deadly Rams pass rush with two elite corners vs. an elusive Texans QB throwing to the best WR in the NFL. Ever since the Texans offense realized how good their offense could be, this was a matchup to die for. Who makes the difference? The winner of the Todd Gurley vs. Texans front 7 matchup. So why am I picking one guy to pick 7 people? Sean McVay certainly will help.
Texans 31 - Rams 41

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Top 10 Movies/Games

2017 was a great year for entertainment. This was possibly the best year for comic book movies; as they all range from passable to absolutely incredible. Games were also great, possibly the best year for gaming in over a decade. A lot of the greatest games that came out this year I didn't play so don't be surprised when your favorite doesn't show up. I'll also be adding the biggest surprise and disappointment for each. (EDIT: I saw Kingsman: The Golden Circle while writing this, and didn't feel like editing it in while kicking out Get Out. It would probably be 7 though, not quite as good as the first one but a very unique and stylized film only brought down by way too many Deus Ex Machinas.)

Movies

10. Get Out: I'm not a big horror film fan, but this "horror/comedy" was very well made. Even before you dissect the racial commentary all over this film, you see a film that knows how to tell a gripping story with witty writing, excellent cinematography and a consistent tone that brings this fantasy world to reality. Then when you see the commentary you see a film that expertly tells it's message without being preachy. I myself am not researched enough to comment on what the film says as far as race, but I can commend the film for telling the message so well.

9. Split: Another horror film, that really had not a lot going for it. I wasn't a fan of what I saw of The Visit, so I still saw M. Night Shyamalan as a director with an impressively long string of bad films; Split changes that. Not a great film, but a very well made thriller, starring a man with numerous personalities, kidnapping 3 young girls. The conversations that the main character has with one of his victims, as well as the backstory they sprinkle in for her, makes for a compelling and disturbing narrative, that makes you eagerly wait for any follow-up that may or may not come. Unfortunately, I feel as though the climax of the story requires too much suspension of disbelief in regards to the main character, but it does lead to a gripping ending. If this is the end of the story though, it's a great chilling thriller.

8. Justice League: Even though I think this wasn't the best comic book movie this year, I had a great time watching this film in the theaters. Not as objectively bad as Batman v. Superman, despite the fact that director Zack Snyder doesn't really show much development of his craft, and some of the writing is still stilted; this turns into an enjoyable blockbuster and a fun movie for people who enjoy the DC characters. The effects range from outstanding (anything with the Flash) to ugly (Steppenwolf) to laughably bad (Superman's upper lip), but the action is well coordinated and really showcases the power many of these heroes and villains have. In the climactic final battle, Batman feels completely outmatched, because the raw strength of Superman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Steppenwolf steal the show. Despite Steppenwolf being the worst villain in a comic book movie since Mr. Freeze from Batman & Robin, I had a fun time in the theater watching this. NOTE: Thor Ragnarok is not on this list. A better-made movie than this, but I really felt the "Marvel burnout" on this one. The unique style used in the advertising doesn't really showcase itself, and despite being the best Thor movie, and being very fun and enjoyable, it wasn't very remarkable. I can remember more moments from Justice League that I enjoyed than Thor Ragnarok total.

7. Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2: I would say that this movie is made better than the next film on the list, but that is mostly because I feel the Marvel formula of filmmaking dripping all over this movie. But I had a great time watching this movie regardless. Chris Pratt once again shows his skills as a charming leading man, and Dave Bautista once again shows his skills as being one of the funniest actors in this universe. The whole cast does a great job in their roles, and David Hasselhoff has a great credits song. Not much to say outside of, if you liked the first one, it's more of what made that movie great.

6. Wonder Woman: So far the only DC movie I can objectively say is well made. Not perfect, but tells a consistent narrative built on realistic emotions with a great pairing of Gal Gadot and Chris Pine. A final confrontation pretty much ruins the only thing in this film that would have set this apart from the rest of the genre aside, this film has a great coming of age story for Diana Prince and her emotional maturation that develops during her journey through real-world Europe during WWI. Even the setting of WWI perfectly punctuates the complex nature of the human spirit that is present in this film. It doesn't go too far with this commentary, but it does enough to make this movie a fun watch. Has many issues, but great action setpieces and great chemistry between Diana and Steve make for a fun movie.

5. Spiderman: Homecoming: Of all the traditional comic book movies to come out this year, Spiderman was the best one. Following a similar story of Wonder Woman, in which a naive hero must realize their own shortcomings to rise above the threat they face, but Spiderman tells it much more effectively, as a dorky high school Peter Parker must also try to balance his life as the infamous and mysterious Spiderman, which he doesn't do that well at. His numerous failures humanize the superhero, an anxious and guilt-ridden Tony Stark provides the father figure role in the Uncle Ben sized hole in this movie, and the Vulture is perhaps the best Marvel villain since Loki. great writing, a small-scale threat, and great performances make for a great film about your friendly neighborhood Spider-man. It also helps that Tom Holland is the best Peter Parker/Spiderman yet too.

4. Dunkirk: An intense look at the battle of Dunkirk, weaving 3 different stories together into a masterful story of resilience and hope. I saw this in theatres, and while that was the absolute best way to see it short of seeing the 70mm reel, that should not deter people from experiencing this film on their TV. The sound design and cinematography transport you to the battle no matter how big your screen is (although I wouldn't watch it on your phone). The dialogue is sparse, but Christopher Nolan's inventive filmmaking tells the story better by showing, not just telling. An intense journey by one of the best directors of our era.

3. Star Wars Episode VIII: The Last Jedi: There's not much I could say about Star Wars that hasn't already been said, except for that I think people are giving it too much crap. I can't elaborate too much without getting into spoilers, but I should just say that after 2 viewings and a lot of thought and debate, this is the better than Force Awakens, but sits relatively low on my series ranking (II, I, III, IV, VII, VIII, V, VI). A challenging and gripping narrative dripping with dread and despair before leaving off on the smallest bit of hope, The Last Jedi offers a great bit of character development to Luke Skywalker, Poe Dameron, Finn, and even Rey to an extent while giving Kylo Ren a great set up for being a big threat. A lot of what makes this film good does depend on how Episode IX pans out, but the bold and inventive narrative is something to be admired, even if Episode IX is just The Star Wars Holiday Special: Director's Cut.

2. John Wick: Chapter 2John Wick was absolutely amazing. Throwing away the swooping camera work and editing that can either enhance or take away from action scenes, Chad Stahelski opts instead to keep the camera still and let the action play out clearly. The result is some of the best-choreographed fight scenes ever being presented clear as day; truly showing how well these actors can fight. The best thing this movie does though is building upon the wonderful world the first film set up about this crime world. Hopefully, the Starz show set to be set in The Continental will live up to the high expectations that these movies set.

1. Logan: This was the best comic book movie this year, but only by technicality. This is not a traditional comic book movie, this is a bona fide Oscar-winning best picture film. Great performances from everyone involved including Dafne Keen propel this film to being one of the best stories told. Very minimal X-Men information is needed to get the most out of this film, and it is well worth seeing for anyone interested in a gripping and dark story with extremely memorable characters and a wonderful relationship between Logan and Laura.

Surprise: Logan: The surprise is how above and beyond this film goes at being a comic book movie. As a Fox made X-Men movie, this could have been as cookie-cutter as comic book movies are now, following the steps of the previous movie The Wolverine. But the filmmaking is so great that it exceeds at just being a Wolverine movie, it's a great movie starring very great characters, with excellent writing. A must see for anyone, not just comic fans.

Disappointment: The Lego Batman Movie: I love Batman, I love Legos, and I love movies; why was I disappointed? Juvenile is the best way to describe this movie. Not a bad movie, and it is great at what it is trying to be, but the hype after this movie released left a lot to be desired for me. The movie's jokes felt disjointed, as it tries to appeal to hardcore Batman fans like myself, leading to jokes about the previous movies (Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer, George Clooney, Christian Bale and Ben Affleck) while also sticking to low hanging jokes for kids. The tone never felt inconsistent, and I did like the "anti-love story" narrative that Batman and Joker have. But this film never really went above good like the first Lego Movie did with its witty writing and an interesting twist ending. This movie's humor always just seemed to rely on references to other movies while telling an admittedly good story about dependency issues plaguing Bruce Wayne. Glad I saw it, but it wasn't as great as I was led to believe it was.


Video Games

10. Super Bomberman R: Didn't get a lot of time with this game, and for all intents and purposes, I should probably put Puyo Puyo Tetris here due to time spent playing it, but as the first Bomberman game I've played, this multiplayer game is great fun. Hopefully playing the story mode is reasonable enough.

9. Golf Story: A very bizarre and interesting golf game. Simple mechanics leave a little to be desired, but bizarre characters, witty dialogue, and interesting courses leave golf game fans satisfied with a unique experience. Not for everyone, but I'm sure fans of the old school Mario Golf games will get a new experience out of this delightfully weird game.

8. Kingdom Hearts 0.2 ~A Fragmentary Passage~: This game would be higher if it was longer than 4-5 hours, but lands on the list because it is essentially a long demo for Kingdom Hearts III. If this game is a small taste of what could come (hopefully) this year, then I'm even more excited, which is pretty hard to believe. An inconsequential story (it plays like a long epilogue to Birth By Sleep) can't hamper the smooth as butter gameplay and flashy magic spells. It really takes the best of the gameplay styles of series past, while fine-tuning everything to perfection, and adding in other fun mechanics in for good measure. A must for Kingdom Hearts fans with a KHIII sized hole in their heart.

7. Fire Emblem Heroes: As far as mobile games go, this game doesn't necessarily stand out for it's generosity or brutality. However, as far as translating something as involved as a Fire Emblem game to something as casual as a mobile device, Fire Emblem Heroes passes with flying colors, retaining the fun strategy while sacrificing the brain-teasing difficulty. The additions of characters from New Mystery of the EmblemGenealogy of the Holy WarThracia 776, and Binding Blade gives me hope that they will find their way to the west soon like Fire Emblem Gaiden did later on this list. If you want to get into strategy RPGs, this might be a good VERY first step, but veterans shouldn't expect a whole lot.

6. Sonic Mania (PS4): I'm not a huge Sonic fan, but 1-3 are fun, Adventure was enjoyable, and Generations was fantastic, and I haven't finished Colors yet. Everything else I either haven't played or am not impressed by. I like the sense of speed the series offers, and find great satisfaction in that style of platforming when done well. Sonic Mania does it so well, and while I would like to put this higher, not being a huge Sonic fan in the first place gave it an uphill battle. But succeed it did, with a catchy soundtrack, great levels, and amazing controls, and the Chemical Plant Zone boss was something special. A must for platforming junkies, as even my positive review, can't do such a well-crafted game justice.

5. Everybody's Golf: Can you tell I love golf games? I may have liked Golf Story, but mechanics-wise, Everybody's Golf is the best there's ever been in the genre. Taking the RPG mechanics from the Mario games and tailoring them to specific clubs, rewarding creativity and skill, fully customizable characters from a wealth of options, and some of the most satisfying button presses ever on some truly imaginative courses. If you like golf, you'll love this game.

4. Fire Emblem WarriorsHyrule Warriors was one of my biggest surprises of 2014 (second to one of my favorite games ever Bravely Default). I knew it was a hack-and-slash game but didn't anticipate the strategy needed to win games. Managing your allies while seeing the map to know where to go and how to execute plans in order to topple the enemy, it required the knowledge of how to do it, and the skill to execute it. So naturally, a franchise with a touch of skill added made it a perfect candidate for the Fire Emblem series, especially when given the settings and how they translate to the Dynasty Warriors parent series. Needless to say, I thought the game was up to the task. Adding in the ability to control up to 4 characters per battle, and command up to 8, strategy is key. It requires a bit of pausing, as AI allies tend to act out of your strategy (I've had archers run away from several Pegasus Knights to protect our base that had no enemies nearby). Small hiccups aside, I felt that leveling up multiple characters per battle really helped ease a lot of pacing issues present in Hyrule Warriors, and while controlling the characters really was the fastest way to level characters up, every little bit helps when you have to manage 22 characters (before DLC) individual levels ranging from 1 to 110. But Fire Emblem Warriors succeeds in being a fun journey to supremacy while still providing a decent challenge.

3. Fire Emblem Echoes: Shadows of Valentia: It's weird to look back on the series to 2012, when the franchise put out what was planned to be it's last entry ever, to suddenly having 3 games in one year while waiting for a new main series entry in 2018. But aside from the 2 spin-offs, this remaster of the Famicom game is excellent. I don't know how faithful the story is (it's probably better), but I do know that they translated the gameplay well, given how strange it is. No weapon triangle, no master seals, no inherent archer>flier bonuses, archers and mages with varying ranges, mages casting magic at the cost of health, and even friggin dungeon crawling! This game is NOTHING like we've seen before, and I love it for that. It's a fresh take for us non-japanese people and provides a new and exciting experience. The level design leaves something to be desired, but the gameplay is perfect for Fire Emblem fans that have played all the other entries, want to get back to the tough challenge of the pre-Awakening days, and want something different. A great story with memorable characters might be common fair for the series at this point in its life, but it bears repeating for how well this game does that. A must play for fans of the series.

2. Super Mario Odyssey: You Nintendo fans just KNEW that these two would top the list. I might not be a platforming junkie, but I've always held the Mario franchise in the highest regard. Super Mario Odyssey returns to the gameplay and design of Super Mario 64, a game that hasn't been replicated since. The open and expansive worlds begging to be explored, the best controls this year, the inventive capture system, and the best music this year (sorry Nier and Persona fans, haven't played them yet) wraps up into what might be the best Mario game ever made. It might not dethrone Super Mario Galaxy 1 & 2 for me but took everything that Super Mario 64 did and improved it on a bigger scale. Anyone that has even THOUGHT of trying to play a platformer needs to play Super Mario Odyssey, it is just simply the best.

1. The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild: What might be one of my favorite games ever had to top this list. Breath of the Wild marks a very important milestone for the series, radically changing up the gameplay for the first time since A Link to the Past. The open and massive world of Breath of the Wild never feels empty, as the land of Hyrule is littered with sidequests, dungeons, towns, Koroks and many more. I want to be as vague as possible because the game is most magical when one experiences the world first-hand. How to fight, use weapons and the slate, cook, explore, puzzles and even what order to do things in this game is done at the whim of the player, and the freedom allowed to the player is the most of any game I've played on this scale. The only downside is that there are some boring songs, as there are some beautiful compositions, but most of the OST is just atmospheric pieces, which really helps the laid back and gorgeous visuals a lot. You've probably never played a game like this, especially one called Zelda.

Surprise: Golf Story: The surprise didn't necessarily come from the gameplay, but the wacky story and characters. I couldn't name any of the characters, but I can name each of their personalities. A fun game, nothing that golf game fans haven't seen, but it's a setting and personality that would provide a new experience for anyone.

Disappointment: Puyo Puyo Tetris?: The only other new game I've played, so while I ahve played this game a lot, I didn't like the characters, the story or the writing. But as a Puyo Puyo/Tetris puzzle game, it does a good job. After all, it is very hard to mess up Tetris. I mostly like the Tetris part anyway, so it's a good Tetris option for your Nintendo Switch, but nothing more than that.

Tuesday, January 2, 2018

2018 NFL Playoffs Predictions

NOTE: The scores are somewhat arbitrary. They loosely convey how close the game will be/how each team will fair on each side of the ball.

Another season, another reason me and my fellow Bears fans have reason to look forward to other sports seasons (Maybe my Angels can get a good season rolling?) (Yes I copied this from last year, but my pain is eternal)

Regardless, it's time to act right but be incredibly wrong about the NFL postseason, hooray.

Game 1: AFC Wild Card 2 - Tennessee Titans at Kansas City Chiefs
The Chiefs limped into the playoffs almost as pathetically as the Titans. While the Chiefs ended their season on a lukewarm 4 game winning streak to opponents with a combined .406 win percentage following a much less impressive 4 game losing streak to teams with a combined .406 win percentage. The Titans don't fare much better, as offensive centerpiece Marcus Mariota during the Titan's 1-3 record to end the season posted a paltry 77.6 Passer Rating (Heavily weighted by his 110.8 rating in a loss to the 49ers), and has more INTs (15) than TDs (13) this season. Needless to say, this game isn't the marquee matchup we might have expected after the Chiefs' hot 5-0 start combined with the offensive weapons added to Marcus Mariota's arsenal. If Kareem Hunt and Marcus Mariota are truly over their midseason woes, expect a good offensive shootout. If both teams continue to stagnate, expect an early exit for both. So who either triumphs or limps ahead? Kareem Hunt will shine at home.
Titans 23 - Chiefs 28

Game 2: NFC Wild Card 1 - Atlanta Falcons at Los Angeles Rams
The defending NFC Champion Falcons have not looked the same in 2017. An inconsistent offense due to diminishing returns from Julio Jones and Matt Ryan led to a team treading water all the way to a 6th seed. The Rams have some of the best defensive playmakers and the current best young (healthy) QB with the most electric offense on the back of MVP candidate Todd Gurley. Expect Aaron Donald to take Matt Ryan off the field often, only to have Goff and Gurley score quickly. No choking this time Atlanta, because I don't expect you to hold any sort of lead.
Falcons 13 - Rams 34

Game 3: AFC Wild Card 1 - Buffalo Bills at Jacksonville Jaguars
What happened the last time the Bills played an AFC South team in the playoffs? I'm sure you've seen it. Can the Bills flip the script? It depends on LeSean McCoy's injury. McCoy can help keep the Bills in the game on a defense built to stop the pass against a QB who plays ultra-conservatively. Without him, Buffalo has to hope they survive a low scoring affair. Can they contain an inconsistent Blake Bortles and powerful Leonard Fournette? Probably not Fournette.
Bills 10 - Jaguars 24

Game 4: NFC Wild Card 2 - Carolina Panthers at New Orleans Saints
The best Wild Card matchup belongs to these divisional rivals. The Panthers have a rather dull offense but as usual, lean on an effective defense. Despite the experience and success of Drew Brees, the Panthers have been to the big dance recently, and mostly intact since then (notable departure Kelvin Benjamin sat out the 2015 campaign on IR). Could the Panthers upset the Saints, hosting an uncharacteristically stout defense and the best RB duo this season? If it comes down to it, I'd bank on Drew Brees over Cam Newton 9 times out of 10.
Panthers 27 - Saints 28

Game 5: NFC Divisional Round 1 - New Orleans Saints at Philadelphia Eagles
This would have been an excellent matchup with Carson Wentz. Without, the Eagles are flat. Their defense led by Fletcher Cox is formidable enough to hold Kamara and Ingram down for a little bit, but can Nick Foles close the gap with excellent help around him? Not likely against this Saints defense.
Saints 21 - Eagles 17

Game 6: AFC Divisional Round 1 - Kansas City Chiefs at New England Patriots
This matchup won't go so smoothly for Kansas City as it did last time I imagine. The Patriots defense was not what it was last season, which the Chiefs exploited during the first game this season. The Chiefs have regressed since then, but have picked up their momentum in time for the post-season. It is hard for teams to repeat in a sport as brutal as the NFL, but surely the Patriots are up to the task against the slightly above average Kansas City Chiefs, right? Andy Reid might have something to say about that. (Look, I need one bold prediction and a revitalized Chiefs have a good shot to beat a weary Patriots team.)
Chiefs 31 - Patriots 28

Game 7: AFC Divisional Round 2 - Jacksonville Jaguars at Pittsburgh Steelers
The first-round bye gives the Steelers hope to flip avenge one of their 3 losses (coincidentally their worst) with Antonio Brown after his injury a couple weeks ago. If he plays, the Steelers have a good shot to reach yet another AFC Championship game with Ben Roethlisberger. Without, they stand minimal chance for Le'veon Bell to overcome the Jaguars D. But honestly, I take the Jaguars either way, that Steelers D is not as good when the offense can't find it's groove.
Jaguars 27 - Steelers 14

Game 8: NFC Divisional Round 2 - Los Angeles Rams at Minnesota Vikings
With the Eagles eliminated, the Vikings' odds at playing all their playoff games at home becomes a reality. But can they overcome the Rams again? While the Rams D will put up more of a fight against a slower Vikings offense, I don't think the Rams hot offense to put up much of a fight against the dominant Vikings defense.
Rams 10 - Vikings 13

Game 9: AFC Championship Game - Kansas City Chiefs at Jacksonville Jaguars
Kareem Hunt has been a very intriguing rookie and the focal point of what was once the hottest offense in the NFL. But the gamechanger could be Tyreek Hill. If the long game is capable with Alex Smith still slinging it, he is a very hard man to cover and his big-play capability will decide this game. But Alex Smith is not a gunslinger, congrats Jacksonville.
Chiefs 6 - Jaguars 17

Game 10: NFC Championship Game - New Orleans Saints at Minnesota Vikings
The Saints and the Vikings have two of the best defenses in the league and the two best in the NFC. The offensive edge goes to the Saints, but will it be enough to overcome the overbearing Vikings defense? This NFC Championship rematch might be on repeat.
Saints 17 - Vikings 14

Game 11: The Pro Bowl - AFC vs. NFC
WHO CARES

Game 12: Super Bowl LII - Jacksonville Jaguars vs. New Orleans Saints
Certainly not what was expected towards the beginning of the season, but that tends to happen in the NFL, even before this year full of turnaround teams. As poetic as a Jaguars/Rams Super Bowl would have been, this is the more realistic option. The Jaguars live on defense and survive on offense. The Saints do more than that. Along with the Vikings, the Saints were the most complete team in the NFL. Great defensive performances complete with a dominant run game are what quietly made the Saints the scariest team in the NFL. Oh, and depending on future Hall of Famer Drew Brees in a pinch certainly doesn't help. While I would prefer the Jaguars defense over the Saints defense, I think it's safe to say which team has the more reliable offense. Drew Brees was the difference maker in previous outings, this time, it'll be Ingram and Kamara. I would count on the Saints winning their 2nd Super Bowl.
Jaguars 16 - Saints 21

Friday, August 11, 2017

The Problems With Kingdom Heart's Story

If you couldn't tell by my Axel profile picture (Edit: I forgot that I changed my picture. Oops), I'm a big fan of Kingdom Hearts. Out of all the video game franchises that if frequently play, Kingdom Hearts is the one I have the most nostalgia for, for better or for worse. It's the franchise that I've bonded with my sister with for over a decade. I grew up on Disney and loved the gameplay, music, visuals, and characters for several years. But there are issues, and removing the rose tinted glasses have revealed problems that I haven't chosen to ignore, but rather chosen to not affect the way I view the franchise. This epiphany was sprouted by SomecallmeJohnny's Kingdom Hearts II review on YouTube and felt that my thoughts were too long to contain in a stupid YouTube comment, so decided to make a stupid blog post, genius.

For the sake of keeping this accessible to everyone interested, this is spoiler-free.

I've never really found issue with the story of the franchise before college because my experience was limited to; Kingdom Hearts I, a friend telling me the existence of Chain of Memories in Grade School (nothing much other than that), and playing roughly the first half of Kingdom Hearts II. So I never really got the confusing elements of the franchise until I played the whole franchise by the end of my sophomore year of college. Here's what I witnessed.

1. Literal Metaphors:
What an oxymoron, right? But it sadly makes sense when taking a closer look. Hearts in Kingdom Hearts function like souls, except they are physical embodiments, but are not the physical blood pumpers. Confused? Sorry, we're rolling. Nobodies are the empty bodies left behind when a strong-willed person becomes a Heartless (when they lose their "Heart"). So there are metaphors here, like how a Heart can be corrupted, succumb to darkness (take a shot every time I say darkness/light), or bathe in the light. A Nobody can represent how a strong-willed person's presence can linger even after death. But because Kingdom Hearts plays these themes so literally, it comes off as confused and convoluted.
2. Constant Retcons?:
It's hard to give examples of this while remaining spoiler-free, but from KHI to KHDDD, the series constantly changes the rules. When going through the 1.5 + 2.5 and 2.8 collections, keep these concepts in mind: Nobodies, Ansem, Emblem Heartless, Keyholes, The Lanes Between, Organization XIII, Kingdom Hearts, and The Keyblade War. These concepts change from game to game randomly and lead to a lot of inconsistency. These aren't all the concepts that change, nor do they change at the same magnitude. Most of the time, it seems these rules are broken purely out of convenience. But classic plot-holes sink any story.
3. Style Over Substance:
This point was made more clear to me in Johnny's video, but the visuals are excellent in Kingdom Hearts. Tetsuya Nomura has been a character and/or creature designer for the Final Fantasy franchise since V and has moved up the ranks since then to direct several games, including the entire Kingdom Hearts franchise. His talent is clearly design, as proven by pretty much all of his work. And while he can tell a compelling narrative, Johnny makes a good point that it's design first, explain second. And while that can work, it's not something to rely on.
4. WRITING:
This is the biggest point, the dialogue is AWFUL. There are some genuinely heartfelt moments (I'll go over that later) and interactions can feel natural, but darkness and light are so overused the dialogue gets corny to the point of cringe, not ironic enjoyment. It gets to the point where I tune out the words and skim the subtitles in order to get the basics on what's happening.

Bottom line, Kingdom Hearts has a big problem with world building, whether it's with bad writing, inconsistent rules or under-explained or even over-explained mechanics, players are not invested in the universe because it's so underdeveloped. So why do I like it so much? Not just the game, the story? Well...

1. Characters:
I love most of the characters. There are some that suck and I don't care enough about, but most of the characters are great. The running joke is that characters come in 3's: The Destiny Islands trio, the main trio, the Sea-Salt Ice Cream trio, the Wayfinder trio and the Twilight Town trio. Then there are the Final Fantasy characters, special mention to "Leon", Yuffie, Aerith, and Cid. Don't forget the Organization members, or the Xehanorts (not a typo). So can characters carry a broken story? Personally, yeah. For me, in order to be invested, I need to be invested in the characters. Sure the world they inhabit doesn't make sense, but I get invested in the characters and their interactions with each other.
2. Style Over Substance:
Yes, like Johnny, I too can overlook convoluted nonsense in favor of the pretty colors. It's not a substitute, but it is a nice distraction. I noticed this in his designs for Final Fantasy XIII, that he can make things that look, busy. That same idea is present in the whole Kingdom Hearts franchise, except it's more vibrant and stylized to the universe.
3. Motivations:
This is a big one. Sure, I'm not sure how the rules work, but lots of the characters seem to know, and the writing has not overlooked one key problem, mixed motivations. Speaking of Final Fantasy XIII, a big problem when making a story is having characters whose motivations change without warning or are inconsistent. Kingdom Hearts never falls into this pitfall, and thus, the audience is never confused emotionally, even if they are confused practically.

In conclusion, the confusing narrative never really cripples me and my enjoyment, although I completely understand why others don't feel the same way.

Sunday, February 26, 2017

Academy Awards Best Picture Reviews

Here are my reviews for each of the Best Picture nominees:

Arrival - I cannot get into all of the things I love about this movie without spoiling it rotten, but just know that this might be one of my favorite movies ever. The cinematography is beautiful, the sound is great, and the story was visceral and gripping. From the word go, this movie is so real and gripping, and the emotional trail that you travel goes from scary and timid, to a new emotion that matches the characters. mood successfully changes, and the movie demands you go along for the ride. It tackles some big themes like the importance of language and empathy. Unfortunately, I can't gush for too much longer, because most of the genius in this movie, along with the amazing twist, would sully a unique experience. So check it out for yourself.

Fences - Netflix won't be releasing the DVD until March so I will be watching this later...

Hacksaw Ridge - What a badass movie. I knew nothing about Desmond Doss before this movie and I'm so glad Mel Gibson brought this story to life. This action-packed and graphic story is so gripping and entertaining, I'm glad I own it for my personal collection. I had heard this was the next Saving Private Ryan. Honestly, I should have believed that just like I should have expected a Mel Gibson movie to have so much blood and guts. This movie gets the exposition in the first half very well, and I found no pacing issues in the hour of set-up. But let's not kid ourselves, the last half of this film is what we want to see, and it's worth the price for entry. Mel Gibson knows how to direct action and intensity, so the fact that the battle for Okinawa was so inspiringly and gritty shouldn't be a big surprise but was so enthralling that I had a joy not being surprised. One big moment that stands out is Desmond Doss getting back from Hacksaw Ridge for the first time (that honestly shouldn't be considered a spoiler) and the greeting he gets from some of the men that chastised him days before. The heroism and bravery that Desmond had that day/night is perfectly captured by Andrew Garfield and Mel Gibson, and I can't wait to watch this one again.

Hell or High Water - Certainly not a ground-breaking movie, this bank robbery flick is certainly an entertaining one. Hell or High Water is not action oriented, and in fact, the action is fast and real as to heighten the tension of Chris Pine and Ben Foster's actions. The movie has a good parallel running between Jeff Bridges and the bank robbing brothers and creates an atmosphere where there are no clear protagonists and antagonists. When stuff starts going down in the 3rd act, the internal conflict that the audience has carries all the way through the ending and lets this movie stand as a memorable experience. Outside of that, I can only attribute a lot of the uniqueness to the setting, resembling this movie to that of a western. Fortunately, this movie takes full advantage of the West Texas setting the tone, story, and even comedy. A definite fun popcorn flick featuring some good performances from the 3 main leads.

Hidden Figures - One of the best things a film can do is surprise you. That feeling you get when a film exceeds your expectations of "good" into "great". It's why Bravely Default is one of my favorite games ever. Unfortunately, Hidden Figures is an example of why surprises exist in the first place. If you've seen a commercial for this movie, you know how it starts, how it progresses, and how it ends. This is not to say that the ride you take is bad, just predictable. This is also not to understate the performances. Taraji P. Henson, Janelle Monáe, and Octavia Spencer do a wonderful job portraying three very smart and courageous women in NASA. Kevin Costner, Kristen Dunst, and Glen Powell also turn in good performances in their respective roles. Jim Parsons even does what he does best, play smart assholes. The cinematography is good, the music is good, the pacing is good, it's all good. But it's just that, GOOD. Nothing stands out from the pack. There are no surprises, no twists, nothing that is put in to challenge audiences. The only thing that I can see being different is that the portrayal of 1960's America doesn't have every white person in the film explicitly hating black people, although that conflict is a central theme of this film. It is a film I recommend, although not one I will be racing to the video store to buy once it is available. It's only the second best film this year featuring a Kennedy (Jackie) and only the second best film featuring Janelle Monáe and Mahershala Ali (Moonlight). Good, but not great.

La La Land - I have a confession to make. I actually love musicals. Yeah, the guy who basically has the Die Hard trilogy memorized even feels compelled to sing along to a good musical. And not just the Disney movies, Singing in the Rain is high on my list of great fun movies. And La La Land does a good job reeling in fans of those old Gene Kelly musicals. The lighting, sets, tone, music and upbeat story are all unmistakably a classic 50's musical for the modern age. The old day nostalgia injects itself into every aspect of this film and makes you feel good, and this is evident in the very first scene, a large choreographed song, and dance in LA gridlock. And even though I walked out of the film disappointed in the ending, I listened to the soundtrack, and actually found the beauty in it. That said, it's still a bittersweet ending, emphasis on the bitter. However, this is not going into the biggest reason I love this movie. This movie really speaks to me on a personal level. Mia (Emma Stone) has dreams of making it in Hollywood, and reaches many roadblocks: failed auditions, a failed self-made play but eventually continues taking the risks necessary to become a star. This is punctuated by the Oscar-nominated song "Audition (Fools Who Dream)" and even a conversation had in the movie. Her risks and bold leaps to chase her dreams is opposite to Sebastian, who plays it safe to make a steady living. I think the themes of deciding whether or not to risk it all and chase your dreams or play it safe and make a steady living is something almost everyone can relate to and is even a theme tackled not as subtly in Zootopia. Holy hell, what a fun amazing movie, a film riding a rollercoaster of emotion that leads to some very satisfying scenes. I'm definitely watching this one again, after looping the soundtrack several times.

Lion - A very compelling story of reaching the lowest of lows followed by reaching the highest of highs, and having that eat you on the inside. Dev Patel, despite playing the main character, does well in his somewhat limited role. This movie does feel very predictable and somewhat mechanical in the first two acts progress, even if it is gripping. Of course, this is a very good movie that I would recommend if you want a feel good movie night if you're willing to sit through the somber 3rd act. A very well made movie that raises awareness to a good cause.

Manchester By the Sea - This is a movie so heartbreaking, I considered taking a dose of my anti-depressants after seeing it. The story follows Lee Chandler played by Casey Affleck, as he takes care of his nephew. The premise is simple, and as you're about to see in my Moonlight review, a lot has to come together in order for this to work. Fortunately, this film is brimming with great actors bringing their best to the table. An incredibly emotional journey that is almost taxing to those who cannot relate to Lee Chandler (Casey Affleck) and the struggles he goes through in this film. Hacksaw Ridge was not for the faint of heart, due to the very gritty violence. This movie is not for the faint of heart due to the mental warfare. One particular scene that stands out is the final scene that Casey Affleck and Michelle Williams (both nominated for Oscars this year) on screen together, the context for which I dare not give away. A film I'm not too eager to jump back into due to the extremely somber tone, but one that I am glad I saw.

Moonlight - A very real and visceral experience, planting the audience in the seats of the life of a gay black boy growing up in a bad part of Miami. Fortunately, the gay part is not overplayed and is just part of his multi-faceted personality. He's written like a character, not a gay character. The movie is divided up into three parts, each chronicling a few days that shaped his life. Each story deals with the relationships he has with four main groups: his biological mom, his "adoptive parents", his best friend Kevin, and the bullies. Each part focuses on these relationships to varying degrees, and the progression of these relationships is the linchpin of the progress of the story, and they play a big role in shaping Chiron from 10 to 26. This movie needed to lean on its writing and directing, featuring some acting greenhorns, in order to be compelling. Fortunately, Barry Jenkins did a fabulous job making this film. A little uncomfortable, but that is by design. A definite watch if you are a film snob.

Ranked (Best to Least Best)
Arrival
La La Land
Hacksaw Ridge
Moonlight
Manchester by the Sea
Hell or High Water
Lion
Hidden Figures

Sorry Fences

Predictions/Personal Winners for the 89th Academy Awards

In preparation for the February 26th award ceremony celebrating the best movies of 2016, here are what I think will win in the categories I care about.

Best Adapted Screenplay:
Luke Davis for Lion
Eric Heisserer for Arrival
Barry Jenkins for Moonlight
Theodore Melfi and Allison Schroeder for Hidden Figures
August Wilson for Fences

Personal - Arrival: This film was so clever in how it tied itself together. The way that the film structures it's story and reveals its twists is not dumbed down. The heavy themes it tackles while also juggling the likability of the characters is truly spectacular, and this tightly written film is all the better for the talent the writers poured into this film. This Interstellar for the thinking man is certainly a smart movie, and I thought no other film was written better last year.
Winner - Moonlight: A superb work by writer/director Barry Jenkins, Moonlight's script had to adapt a play based off of real people. The truly engrossing experience was one I was happy to dive into, and following Chiron throughout his life and following the twists and turns his life takes was a tremendous ride to experience. This script had to accomplish a lot in order to have us be planted in the shoes of a character while only showing three key moments in his life, each at very different ages. I could not name a single one of the actors portraying Chiron, and the performances they give is largely attributable to the writing.


Best Original Screenplay:
Damien Chazelle for La La Land
Yorgos Lanthimos and Efthymis Filippou for The Lobster
Kenneth Lonergan for Manchester by the Sea
Mike Mills for 20th Century Women
Taylor Sheridan for Hell or High Water

Personal - The Lobster: An incredibly unique and challenging script that entertains for those willing to think long and hard in their film experience. A lot of this movie's success hung in the director's and writer's balance, as the performances in this film were intentionally bland. The dystopian future shown in this world is one that challenges our current perceptions on relationships and dating, with the emphasis showing how robotic and systematic our approach to relationships can be toxic and eventually damaging to our social life. Certainly not a film for everyone, and I'm not even sure if I could reason with myself to purchase my own copy, but the writing is certainly what sets this experience apart from anything else I have seen.
Winner - La La Land: An original story that challenges the audience, even if the challenging aspects aren't all too deep. The relationship between Sebastian and Mia is one we enjoy to see and are actively rooting for throughout the film. That and the seamless integration of notable musical scores and songs are what give this movie its life. Writer/director Damien Chazelle did an incredible job in his 3rd feature length film, one I can't wait to relive.


Best Actress in a Supporting Role:
Viola Davis in Fences
Naomie Harris in Moonlight
Nicole Kidman in Lion
Octavia Spencer in Hidden Figures
Michelle Williams in Manchester by the Sea

Personal - Naomie Harris: Naomi Harris had a tough job playing a coked out mom raising a shy gay boy. The intensity she brings to her role is nothing short of incredible and jaw-dropping. The progress she makes as a character alongside her co-stars. Naomie Harris brings the ferocity needed for such a gripping story and the range of emotions she had to pull off from start to end, and despite being such an empathetic and even reviled character, all at the same time, Naomie Harris pulls off this contradiction to perfection and provides a great performance.
Winner - Naomie Harris: This is what I consider to be the weakest of the four acting categories overall, but the power that these women bring should not be understated. That said, Naomie Harris really brought the power, and I imagine she will win.


Best Actor in a Supporting Role:
Mahershala Ali in Moonlight
Jeff Bridges in Hell or High Water
Lucas Hedges in Manchester by the Sea
Dev Patel in Lion
Michael Shannon in Nocturnal Animals

Personal - Jeff Bridges: It all started when his character first show up, having just heard a man explain to him, a RANGER, that he would personally lynch the men who robbed the bank and felt confident that he wouldn't even find the tree. Bridges' response is a simple, "God I love West Texas". It's that kind of character, and Bridges plays it so well. I'm convinced he IS that character in real life honestly, even more than "The Dude". There is some nuance to his delivery, and the crusade he embarks on in the film's climax does add a new dimension to his character, one carried right to the end credits. Do I think this is objectively the best performance on the list? No, in fact, it probably is the least best, but I had fun to watch him every single time. This was a close one with Mahershala Ali for which one I enjoyed more, but the grizzled, old, Texas ranger won out in the end.
Winner - Mahershala Ali: Compared to the other actors on this list, Ali gets less screen time throughout the movie. But the impression he leaves and the fantastic portrayal is what leads me to think he will win. Without seeing Nocturnal Animals, Ali gave the most impactful and personable performance. It was a shame he wasn't there longer (only really shows up in the first act). But when he is there, he provides a performance worthy of Oscar gold.


Best Actress in a Leading Role:
Isabelle Huppert in Elle
Ruth Negga in Loving
Natalie Portman in Jackie
Emma Stone in La La Land
Meryl Streep in Florence Foster Jenkins

Personal - Natalie Portman: It should be no surprise that in a movie called Jackie, that it is Jackie that either made or broke it. Natalie Portman's performance in the cornerstone on which the film is built, and it is indeed a strong stone. Portman handles Jackie Kennedy's experiences during and after the assassination of her husband through a wide range of emotions and even influences. The film is edited anachronistically, so one scene of her almost intimidating the reporter conducting her private interview to her nervously preparing a TV program (pre-assassination). My favorite was a close race between the only two performances I saw on this list: Stone and Portman. Ultimately went with Portman, for carrying the weight of the movie in a more demanding role. I appreciate Stone for bringing to life a lovable and endearing character, while simultaneously stepping out of her comfort-zone into singing and dancing to great success. But outside of her audition and a few other spots, her work wasn't too intensive. Natalie Portman had to portray a woman holding half of her husband's head while wearing the other half on her face and clothes and did it to tremendous ability, and that's only the beginning of what Portman brings to the table.
Winner - Natalie Portman: Yeah, a moving performance filled with several nuances, emotion, and range, all while portraying a real person. I think it's fair to say the Academy loved this performance as much as I did.


Best Actor in a Leading Role:
Casey Affleck in Manchester by the Sea
Andrew Garfield in Hacksaw Ridge
Ryan Gosling in La La Land
Viggo Mortensen in Captain Fantastic
Denzel Washington in Fences

Personal - Casey Affleck: Casey turns in one of the most heartbreaking and gritty performances in a relatively understated movie possibly of all-time. Many may find the subtlety that he tackles the depressing parts of life he deals with to be unrealistic, but the reality is he probably understands the subtleties of depression and loneliness better than anyone, and turns in a really powerful performance because of it. Casey Affleck dives head first into a very difficult role and comes out the other end a better actor because of it. His character Lee Chandler is a tortured man, one who has shut himself out of his own happiness, and the portrayal that Casey Affleck gives is truly heartbreaking, because of how real it is. This performance is proof that theater runs in Affleck blood, and I am hoping Casey and Ben do something incredible together in the near future.
Winner - Andrew Garfield: It was a toss-up between Denzel Washington and Andrew Garfield for this, but I think Garfield portraying a real (badass) person is might be what puts him over the edge. He had a lot to do, including the accent, and pulled off an engrossing performance worthy of the top prize.


Best Director:
Damien Chazelle for La La Land
Mel Gibson for Hacksaw Ridge
Barry Jenkins for Moonlight
Kenneth Lonergan for Manchester by the Sea
Denis Villeneuve for Arrival

Personal - Barry Jenkins: This was very close for me between Jenkins and Chazelle for me. The way Chazelle made the movie La La Land into such a stylized nostalgic experience was an impressive undertaking. But Damien Chazelle had Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone. Barry Jenkins had to run this show completely. He handled the screenplay and directing with only one notable actor and 2 actresses in the film; one of the actresses only breaking in the industry recently and the actor getting relatively little screen time. I love the way Chazelle made La La Land, but Barry Jenkins is mostly responsible for the greatness of Moonlight.
Winner - Damien Chazelle: Damien Chazelle perfectly emulates the look and feel of a classic musical from the 50's. A beautiful looking film with a charming style, Damien Chazelle does a fantastic job of stroking that Hollywood nostalgia and made a damn entertaining movie to boot. His direction makes a visually stunning movie in a style not seen in decades. This wonderful homage will undoubtedly stroke Hollywood's ego enough that Damien gets the honors for doing it.


Best Animated Feature Film:
Kubo and the Two Strings
Moana
My Life as a Zucchini
The Red Turtle
Zootopia

Personal - Zootopia: OK, I admit it, I only saw Zootopia and Moana. I loved how Kubo and the Two Strings looked but heard the story was whatever, I'd I never heard of the other two. So it was a close race between Moana and Zootopia. Ultimately, I liked Zootopia more. I mean Moana had a great soundtrack, had mesmerizing animation and two great performances; but Zootopia was funny, clever, and bold. The subjects tackled in this movie and the risque humor that is used in this buddy-cop Disney movie made it a very enjoyable experience. Minus the few too convenient outs for our main characters and awful Shakira pop song, the race allegory was very clever, especially considering that it didn't focus on having the prey vs. predator as just one race versus another. It used racial history as a way to convey a very colorless message, and the lesson it leaves with kids is one that is vital in this divisive time. It's safe to say the Moana soundtrack is roughly 100 times better than the Zootopia one, but bolder script edges itself over the top for me.
Winner - Zootopia: Moana I think is the safer choice, as animated Disney musicals usually get the Oscar love, but Zootopia was seen by many to be the best Disney movie this year. The race allegory, the top notch animation, the likable characters and tight writing. I don't view this as the best animated Disney movie ever like others are (there are a couple things that don't sit very well with me), but the genius of this movie I think will ultimately pull off the upset.


Best Picture:
Arrival
Fences
Hacksaw Ridge
Hell or High Water
Hidden Figures
La La Land
Lion
Manchester by the Sea
Moonlight

Personal - Arrival: Just like in any other year, this isn't really a statement on why I like the other movies less, but why I like this other movie more, which honestly is just as hard to explain. Arrival made me think. It made me feel many emotions. On top of being a smart movie, the human aspect was necessary to make sure the audience really connects with the story. The real, gripping and visceral tone paired with the yin-yang of pessimism and optimism is what made this my favorite Best Picture nominated film.
Winner - La La Land: The Academy loves Hollywood. And you know what the Academy loves even more? Hollywood movies that love Hollywood. This is probably a big reason The Artist won several years ago in a very competitive year. La La Land sets out to be a passion project honoring the old MGM musicals from a by-gone age and does so while making it seem like not a day has gone by. I loved this movie, and the good vibes and great music are the basis for this film's 14 nominations. While probably not walking away with all 14, it's safe to say that they will get the most important one.

Friday, January 13, 2017

Nintendo Switch - My Thoughts

I don't do drugs. In order to supplement this, I get artificial highs by watching Nintendo presentations announcing future hardware/games (what can I say, I'm a simple man). So you can bet I tuned in at 10 pm Thursday to watch the worldwide announcement for the new Nintendo Switch and its games. Here's a list of what was announced and how I feel about it.

Background
Those who saw the Switch announcement video in October saw the following things:
-The Switch will be a portable console, which plays off of a TV, but when a screen in removed from the system dock, becomes portable and can play anywhere. Now this isn't a handheld, as this still performs as powerful as a normal console, but the "Switch" refers to the switching from "docked" (TV play) to portable (on the go).
-The Switch has a deconstructable controller. There is a handle that holds two Wiimote shaped controllers, that functions as a normal controller, but can disconnect and attach to the sides of the docked screen in order to "Switch" to portable mode. These two small controllers are the main controllers; and they function as 1 controller when paired, attach to the docked screen to start portable play, and are even usable independently, for multiplayer action. The two independent controllers don't even need to be connected to be used by a single player. The final controller seen is a single non-deconstructable traditional controller.
-Instead of using traditional Blu-Ray discs (like the previous WiiU, and the current PS4 and Xbox One), the system accepts a unique cartridge inserted onto the top of the screen, whether it's docked or not.
-Multiple Switch consoles can be played locally for multiplayer. Two separate Switch consoles are shown to be playing together at an outdoor basketball court (for reasons I cannot comprehend), with the two independent small controllers being used by a total of four people, across the two systems.
-Games were shown: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Mario Kart 8, NBA 2K17, Unnamed Mario Game and a Splatoon game, though it is unclear if it is a port like Skyrim or MK8, or a sequel like the other 3 games.


The Switch's Release Date and Price
The Nintendo Switch, originally called the NX back when it was still in development, has been public knowledge as far back as 2015. So amazingly, it has never had a price or release date announced, which is even more shocking when you realize that the release date is March 3rd, 2017. The only other time I can recall a system announcement and release of said system being that close together, was the Sega Saturn, which in turn failed because the system was available for purchase the same day it was announced, not giving retailers enough time to stock it. So needless to say, this was a ballsy move, "announcing" a system and releasing it 50 days later. But what was most surprising, was the price. The system will launch for $299.99. Remarkably, that is a STEAL for a new console, as the PS4 launched for $399.99 and the Xbox One for $499.99. Naturally, console prices drop well after the first year of sales has passed, but for a system to launch at that price is great.

Nintendo Switch Online Services
Not much is said outside of a couple of things. The online will connect to smart devices (phones, tablets, etc.) and will function as mediums for play appointments and chat rooms. The services will be free from launch until fall when a fee for online will start. My thoughts are I like the mobile integration, but I am disheartened to hear that Nintendo has decided to charge for online services. If it means a quality upgrade, I'm fine with that, but ever since Microsoft charged for online play with Xbox Live, Sony and Nintendo have since decided to follow suite, meaning that only PC will allow free online gaming. It's a trend I don't look forward to, but Nintendo has a history of having bad online gaming.

Region-Locking
For the uninitiated, Region-Locking is the practice of not having a copy of a game that was made for Japanese games work on systems not compatible with Japanese consoles. This is done to control national markets for game sales but is widely criticized. Say for example that a Japanese-American wanted to play a game released only in Japan, or say that a Nintendo fan from England moved to America, and wanted to bring his system with. Unfortunately, the Japanese-American would have to also buy a Japanese console to play the Japanese only game, since it wouldn't play on his American console and the English-American would have to import his games from Europe since his console cannot accept games he could buy in the US. So for the first time in Nintendo console history, Region-Locking will not be on the Switch. I don't feel particularly affected since I can't speak Japanese, and therefore have no use for games entirely in Japanese, but it's good to see Nintendo allowing more freedom with its games.

Switch Details
This segment goes into more detail on how the system works, which was sort of showed off in the October video. But now we have the names for the independent detachable controllers, Joy-Cons. We also have detailed on battery life, which is stated to range from 2.5 to 6.5 hours, depending on the game, but can be played while charging. Finally, it states that up to 8 Switches can be played locally for multiplayer at a time.

The Joy-Cons
The General Producer for the Nintendo Switch gives an in-depth look at the Joy-Con features. He explains that even independently, each controller is complete in the way of buttons and features. The main new addition is a capture button, similar to the PS4's share button, linking gameplay captures onto social media. Each Joy-Con functions as an improved Wiimote, with a more accurate range of motion and functionality. They come with attachable wrist straps, also adding more buttons. One of the Joy-Cons as a mini Microsoft Kinect in it, that is able to see what is in front of the camera, as well as how far away the object is. The second one is HD rumble, a rumble feature so precise, it feels like a glass full of ice cubes. I'm not smart enough to go into the details, so look into it if you need more details. Not related to the Joy-Cons, but the non-deconstructable controller shown in October are not included with the system, while everything else is (minus the games).

The Games
So here is the best part, the games, in order of their announcement:

  • 1, 2, SWITCH - A simple party game, that uses the Joy-Cons as controllers with a variety of minigames, that require the opponents to face each other, instead of the screen. Not much depth, but for a small price, it looks valuable for family get-togethers. Launches 3/3/2017.
  • Arms - A bizarre fighting game, that has two people boxing each other in a large ring. But Nintendo can't have it be that simple, so, of course, the opponents have long stretchy arms that reach across the ring. The catch? It's controlled with the Joy-Cons motion capabilities and uses the new accuracy to pull off technical moves. Combos are performed through motion, instead of the traditional button combinations. If the technology is as good as advertised, it looks like a fun and unique fighting game. Launches Spring 2017.
  • Splatoon 2 - While I did not play the first installment in 2015, I am eagerly anticipating diving into this unique team-based shooter. It seems to be the same as the previous entry with some new weapons, items, maps, characters, and possibly a new story. More of what worked is good for me. Launches Summer 2017.
  • Super Mario Odyssey - Oh my God YES. This game looks absolutely incredible. Super Mario Galaxy is still my favorite Mario game, but I feel the franchise needed to go back to the Sandbox style only used in Super Mario 64 and Super Mario Sunshine. This is a return to form and then some. The wide variety of world styles and themes is a joy to the eyes, the music in the trailer, while not as grand as Galaxy's soundtrack, sounds light and bouncy, and the story is hilarious. Not much is said, but Bowser and Peach are being married, and I'm assuming we are supposed to stop it, given Peach's horrified look. But Bowser looks fresher than the Prince of Bel-Air. The new gameplay feature of throwing Mario's sentient hat appears to be more than just an attack, as Mario is also able to move differently with the moves his hat gives him. Oh, and Mario is able to ride a giant Lion looking beast, so that's cool too. Minus the very realistic looking people the cartoony Mario stands next to on several occasions, this game looks beautiful. I love Mario games, and this looks absolutely fantastic. Launches Holiday 2017.
  • Xenoblade Chronicles 2 - The first game was an expansive game, story rich, and had unique gameplay, and I am awaiting the opportunity to venture back to the world Monolith Soft has crafted. With ACE+ returning for the music, You can bet I'm following this game's eventual release. No Known Release Date
  • Fire Emblem Warriors - Hyrule Warriors launched in 2014 to widespread acclaim, for being a great installment in the expansive Dynasty Warriors franchise, and a great incorporation of the great Legend of Zelda franchise, a personal favorite of mine. I loved the Zelda incorporation, and the gameplay was new to me, so I enjoyed diving into this new franchise, and it appears I will be doing so again with another franchise I am a huge fan of. No Known Release Date.
  • Dragon's Quest X, XI, and Heroes I & II - I am not familiar with the Dragon's Quest games, so I have no frame of reference for these 4 games, not even if they've been released before since I know a lot of the games were only ever released in Japan. All I know is that the Dragon's Quest Heroes games are the same style as the Dynasty Warriors games are I mentioned above, so there's that. No Known Release Date.
  • Shin Megami Tensei V - I played Shin Megami Tensei IV and did not like it, so I do not care. It is a turn-based RPG that had promise but was clunky and hard to get a feel for. Hopefully, this one is not as frustrating, though. No Known Release Date.
  • Project Octopath Traveller- An interesting presentation, a turn-based RPG, and it's being made by Silicon Studios, the same guys who made Bravely Default, one of my all-time favorite games. So needless to say, I'm stoked. No Known Release Date.
  • The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Possibly the definitive edition remake that released for PS4 and Xbox One recently coming to the Switch. Still a game from 2011 though. No Known Release Date.
  • No More Heroes 3 (Working Title) - I have not played the other 3, but have heard they are fun and exciting so I might consider getting this one. An action game featuring a dweeb turned badass wielding a lightsaber killing assassins. Sounds fun? No Known Release Date.
  • FIFA - I don't care. Launches Sometime This Year.
  • The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild - OH MY SWEET JESUS I WANT THIS GAME IN MY LIFE. We already have a lot of knowledge in this game, since it was announced in 2015, but will still have new stuff to see. To cram all the stuff we know about this game into one paragraph is fighting a losing battle. So all I'll say is that this game is gorgeous to look at, the music touches me emotionally, the cinematics of this game is unlike anything the franchise has ever done before, the scale is incredible, the gameplay is new and unique, and I could go on and on. I will get this game, and I will be SO DAMN HAPPY. I try to contain my excitement for games until after they're launched, to avoid disappointment, but I can't help myself. This game looks like pure joy, and I can't wait to put hours upon hours into it just exploring this great, big and personable world. Launches 3/3/2017.
There are some other things to mention before I finish. 1, the live event was shown in Tokyo, and so the broadcast featured live translators, which seemed to work, except for 2 specific instances. When the guy presenting Splatoon 2 (Why isn't it called Spla2n?) came out, you could hear he was energetic, and even struck a few poses. But what made it worse was the monotone translator. Imagine watching the dance from Napoleon Dynamite but all the audio is just a narration by Ben Stein. The worst offender was the one for Goichi Suda for Suda51's game No More Heroes 3. Suda has a reputation for being, well, crazy, but the translator not only had problem's keeping up with Suda, he also was in monotone, a stark contrast to the energy Suda was trying to convey. Obviously, language barriers are hard to overcome, but surely they could have done better. Finally, here are some trailers for games that are on Nintendo's YouTube page, but were not part of the presentation.
  • Super Bomberman R - A classic multiplayer game about blowing up your friends, featuring a big co-op story mode. Never played a game from the franchise before, so I look forward to jumping into this installment. Launches March 2017.
  • Puyo Puyo Tetris - Two classic puzzle games come together for multiplayer battle fun. I love Tetris, and I have played and enjoyed games similar to Puyo Puyo, so this looks right up my alley. Hopefully not for full price, though. No Known Release Date.
  • Sonic Mania - A new Sonic game released in a style not seen since the 90s 16-Bit era, Sonic Mania looks like high paced fun and a great platformer like the old days of the Sonic franchise. Looking forward to when this hits shelves. Launches Spring 2017.
  • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe - Part of me loves this. It's Mario Kart 8, but with an improved battle mode, more characters, more stages, and more items. Unfortunately, I got Mario Kart 8 and its DLC, so I'm being shafted. I spent $80 in order to play this, and the improved version is still yet to come? I still got my $80 worth on the original for the WiiU, but still. This better be offered at a discount. No Known Release Date.
So that does it. Nintendo has since stopped production on the WiiU, confirming everyone's suspicion that this was the future for Nintendo. I'm excited (except for the paid online), and I am really looking forward to what the new system is offering. Oh, and also, I SERIOUSLY CAN'T WAIT FOR ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD HOLY FRIGGIN PISS.